If You Don't Like Oreos, I Will Fuck You Up.
Yours Sincerely; The Universe

[BEFORE EATING OREOS] Fuck Life, This Place Is So Fucked…

[WHILE EATING OREOS] OMFG THIS IS SOOOO GOOD. Wait… What Was I Talking About Before…?

[AFTER EATING OREOS] AHHHHH OMG I NEED MORE OREOS, LIFE IS POINTLESS WITHOUT THESE AMAZING FREAKING THINGS!

~[*REPEAT CYCLE*]~